Designing & programming anatomy of dick goes in pussy

[lolzorzs]

Nobody seems to have answered this vital question to porn games.
We have epithelial cells, gspots, a different amount of sensory cells on the cockhead , the head's ring and the clit compared to the epithelial cells found in the vaginal canal.
Now how would you as a game designer and a programmer go about making an optimized way of simulating 50,000 cells interacting with one another and sending electrical biochemical signals to the brain?

Imaginary numbers?
Locations/hitboxes?
Physics+Entities or Objects?
Up for drawing a diagram?

 

[anne O'nymous]

Now how would you as a game designer and a programmer go about making an optimized way of simulating 50,000 cells interacting with one another and sending electrical biochemical signals to the brain?

Oh god... When reality starts to enter entertainment, it always turn it as shit.

Sex is an irrational impulse that people practice by pleasure, not accordingly to a meticulously thought optimal pattern. And this apply even more for in game virtual sex, where players just want to unleash the beast, not starts to have their eyes glued to the screen because outside of "that part of it" they'll don't get the maximum snu snu points.

 

[Ass prefer]

Oh god... When reality starts to enter entertainment, it always turn it as shit.

Sex is an irrational impulse that people practice by pleasure, not accordingly to a meticulously thought optimal pattern. And this apply even more for in game virtual sex, where players just want to unleash the beast, not starts to have their eyes glued to the screen because outside of "that part of it" they'll don't get the maximum snu snu points.

"because only fantasy can give a man real pleasure"

 

[F4C430]

Everyone else: ignores OP because they know OP is full of shit.
AON: bored and confrontational...

 

[FleshSac]

Penis goes in vagina. Make sure penis does not clip through stomach. Much success.

 

[lolzorzs]

Oh god... When reality starts to enter entertainment, it always turn it as shit.

Sex is an irrational impulse that people practice by pleasure, not accordingly to a meticulously thought optimal pattern. And this apply even more for in game virtual sex, where players just want to unleash the beast, not starts to have their eyes glued to the screen because outside of "that part of it" they'll don't get the maximum snu snu points.

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You foolish fool and you lazy slob of a developer. Without the base under the hood, without the engine inside the car, nothing will run.
"I don't need to know anatomy to make penis go in vagina, it's just a video game, you monkey. I do not pander to the technical engineers such as you, I pander to sheep. You are the fool. Since car games don't have actual functional engines simulating phyiscs and the gasoline sparking & exploding to provide combustion, so why should sex games try and simulate the insanity that is the human body?" Is that what you'd say to me? Is that what you are implying? YOU FOOL.

The devs behind a car video game do in fact know how physics, terrain/texture, wheels against terrain, weight distribution, FRICTION, etc. interact and work and what do they do? THEY SIMPLIFY IT LIKE SMART BOYS. They create useful stats such as handling, top speed, acceleration. The 3 most basic principles in a racing game. Sex games do not have even the basic principles coined and written down.

UNLIKE your bastard wannabe video games where stats are more used as a leaderboard point system and there's barely a morality system that register if the girl will accept fucking a fat bald man or not. That morality/corruption system is a far far far far far Far Cry(an actual good video game) from making useful stats. Just like a home console video game with a score system is a far cry from the arcade experience. WHAT USE DO I HAVE FOR A SCORE SYSTEM ON A HOME CONSOLE, NINTENDO? Do I invite the whole city block to play on my home console? DO THE SCORES EVEN GET SAVED ON MY SHITTY CARTRIDGE?

But actual video games have the advantage of copy-pasting a physics engine or framework ... they stand atop the shoulders of giants such as John Carmack which must teach those ignorant game devs how to make a goddamn physics engine. A goddamn lighting system. A simulation of a car crash. Sex games ignore the fact we have WORKING LIQUIDS IN VIDEO GAMES. HAHAHA importance of liquids during sex? What is that? the texture of the rubber mattering against the sweat? WHAT IS THAT? AN ENGINE? IN SEX LAND WE DO NOT USE ENGINES, WE USE STICKS & STONES & PUPPY DOG TAILS TO PRETEND WE'RE PLAYING. A RULEBOOK? A SYSTEM? WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE? Dungeons & Dragons and JURASSIC PARK THE VIDEO GAME? WE MAKE SHIT AS WE GO ALONG IN THIS SHITTY MAKE-BELIEVE DND WORLD, JUST LIKE GEEKY WOMEN ROLLING THE DICE AD INFINITUM WHO CAN'T STORYTELL WORTH A SHIT, THE ONE THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE GOOD AT. DO YOU WANT US TO JACK OFF TO NUMBERS?

irrational? yes stupidity does not have the same coherence as intelligent thoughts, but make no mistake for there is exceptionally simple subconscious reasons behind it triggered by extremely complicated biological hardware that took 12 billion years to develop.
One does not meddle in understanding the mind of sheep, merely swing a carrot atop their heads as they follow hungrily, we do not try to teach the sheep that there's a better way to do it, but by god is there science behind the hood and one must extrapolate and then simplify it through bullseye reviewing.

I'm just saying that you're not even good at swinging a carrot atop the sheep's heads. Just like porn directors are just really bad at filming and understanding porn despite supposedly that being their subject matter. They lack severely in every department at the one thing they're suppose to be good at.

 

[FleshSac]

Do you know why devs of racing games try to hard to get physics correct? Because how the cars handle affects the gameplay.

Do you know what doesn't affect gameplay? Simulating pleasure centers in the penis so the fake character with the fake penis can feel it in the pleasure receptors he doesn't have. It changes nothing. Penis goes in vagina.

 

[lolzorzs]

Gathered minds, a network's start,
Endless thoughts, they play their part.
Now alone, they fade away,
In unity, they find their way.
Underneath the silent stars,
Shines a light, no longer sparse.

Hidden within a jar so bright,
Once alone, it lacked the might.
Reaching out, connections made,
Suddenly it no longer fades.

Evolving through the passage of time,
A network forms, thoughts intertwine.
Intelligence grows when unity is found,

So tell me now, if you choose,
What binds this genius, lighting its fuse?

Do you know why devs of racing games try so/too hard to get physics correct? Because how the cars handle affects the gameplay.

Do you know what doesn't affect gameplay? Simulating pleasure centers in the penis so the fake character with the fake penis can feel it in the pleasure receptors he doesn't have. It changes nothing. Penis goes in vagina.

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Glad we agree. A car is a perfect medium for a video game since we do not feel what the car feels, but we can control it - interaction, something a movie cannot give us. Not to mention its graphics, vehicles were already being simulated and having interactions with computers way before video games were invented. However about what the fake character feels... you might be very wrong about how it does not affect the gameplay and how it changes nothing, my dear second dev.


>What possible use could you have for a fictional character to feel something when porn just like horror is all about making the person behind the keyboard feel?(in a quarter-assed way too) to rack up the score higher like some arcade-loving maniac?
Like I said before. Simple concepts based off complex theory evolved into highly specialized mechanics that any monkey can feel an addiction, an instant gratification towards as he presses the banana dispenser button continously.

Do not worry about your overreliance on shadowpuppets to entertain the sheep cheaply & easily.
Humour the idea ... and humour my run-on sentence ... that the programming side for 70+ characters each with their own psychology and body biology, complete with pain & pleasure receptors based on different shapes of phallic objects, sizes, liquids, with said phallic objects also having features for vibration and electricity... with characters also reacting and feeling towards what they are seeing being done to other characters right next to them ... has been completed. In a dynamic generated way. *Applause* the John Carmack of porn games has just given you a framework to work with. The physics so to say.
>Fine let's say it's been done. But all you have now is just a boring bondage game with barely any good art in its current form.
Indeed, but one of the bases has been covered... one of the most important bases in a sex video game which is the anatomy+psychology of sex.
What do you think happens next?
>People jacking off to numbers, biology & psychology books? I don't know , you tell me.
What were to happen if said fictional characters were to be set loose? A brain in a jar is useless without anything to connect to, let us attach members to it and let it speak, walk, interact, shall we?

Taking a look at Factorial Omega which combined multiple features of a hacker game, stock market trading, streaming, Live3D implementation ... and Super Deepthroat's extended modding scene... all connecting together... can you imagine? throwing the equivalent of billion years of work of DNA into the primordial soup and watching what hatches out of it?

 

[lolzorzs]